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Abdu rabb went to a bank to open a SB A / C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
Abdurabbu standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light!'
On romantic date Abdu rabb, s beevi asks him:
'Darling! On my birthday will you give me a ring?'
He said: '! Sure What's your phone no.?'
Abdurabb found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Abdurabb
He wrote: 'Due To Rain, No Match!'
What does Abdu rabb do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Abdu rabb & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Abdu: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Abdu: Hot coffee $ 5 and cold coffee $ 10.
Abdu rabb went to a bank to open a SB A / C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
Abdurabbu standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light!'
On romantic date Abdu rabb, s beevi asks him:
'Darling! On my birthday will you give me a ring?'
He said: '! Sure What's your phone no.?'
Abdurabb found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Abdurabb
He wrote: 'Due To Rain, No Match!'
What does Abdu rabb do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Abdu rabb & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Abdu: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Abdu: Hot coffee $ 5 and cold coffee $ 10.
What happens when Abdu rbs wife delivers twins ????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child ...
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child ...
Manager asked Abdurabb at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Abdu replyed: -POSTBOX.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Abdu replyed: -POSTBOX.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Abdu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife:! No Why?
Abdu :: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Lecturer: I write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Abdu rabbwrites, "Gandhi was a great man, but I do not know who is Jayanthi.
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife:! No Why?
Abdu :: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Lecturer: I write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Abdu rabbwrites, "Gandhi was a great man, but I do not know who is Jayanthi.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Abdu: its simple I will stop my imagination !!!.
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and how will you escape?
Abdu: its simple I will stop my imagination !!!.
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Abdu rab :: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Abdu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Abdu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Abdu: "All are born on government holidays ... !!!
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Abdu: "All are born on government holidays ... !!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Abdu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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Abdu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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